An Ode to the Anonymous Shitter
December 22nd, 2020
In the modern world, we do a pretty good job of writing down the name of each person who comes up with a new idea. Ideas belong to those who first had them, and those
ideas are bound to that name forever. Einstein, Darwin,
Franklin and Crick and the other one are all household names, but in the grand scheme of human history
this is quite new. Most things were thought of or discovered before we started doing this, and so there's no way to know who first found out most things we know.
This is something I innately know, but rarely think about. That is, however, until I read a snippet like the following one I found in an ethnobotany guide today:
"The main documented use for cascara is as a laxative. The bark can be stripped from the
shrub and then made into a tea or as syrup, by boiling it. The bark is said to be too strong to be
used fresh, so it must be dried for a year before it can be used as a laxative. Otherwise, the effect
is too strong and it can cause severe nausea or diarrhea."
I read this passage about an hour ago and all I've been able to think about since is the fact that some person hundreds, or perhaps thousands, of years ago ate
Cascara bark and got the shits so bad it made history. We don't know their name, what tribe they came from, their age, or their gender. We barely know that they even
ever were in the first place. Yet, though nearly faded, the footprint of their existence hangs imprinted on sands of time in the form of the deeply obscure fact that the bark of
some random janky bush makes people poop real bad.
So here's to you anonymous shitter -- whoever you were -- may your legacy never die.
P.S., you can check out the ethnobotany guide for yourself for free!